nour
10-01-2006, 12:16 AM
> >> What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the
> >>coffee shop for good.
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> The Israeli will:
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
> >>Chinese.
> >>
> >> (2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
> >>
> >> (3) Accuse the
>Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using
> >>germ-weapons.
> >>
> >> (4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human
> >>rights.
> >>
> >> (5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in
> >>the cups of coffee.
> >>
> >> (6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
> >>
> >> (7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut? water and
> >>electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot
> >>Palestinians.
> >>
> >> (8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan
> >>of one million dollars in order to buy? a new cup of coffee.
> >>
> >> (9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by
> >>making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
> >>
> >> (10) Last but not
>least, accuse the whole world to be standing
> >>still,not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the
> >>coffee shop for good.
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> The Israeli will:
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >> (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
> >>Chinese.
> >>
> >> (2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
> >>
> >> (3) Accuse the
>Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using
> >>germ-weapons.
> >>
> >> (4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human
> >>rights.
> >>
> >> (5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in
> >>the cups of coffee.
> >>
> >> (6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
> >>
> >> (7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut? water and
> >>electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot
> >>Palestinians.
> >>
> >> (8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan
> >>of one million dollars in order to buy? a new cup of coffee.
> >>
> >> (9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by
> >>making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
> >>
> >> (10) Last but not
>least, accuse the whole world to be standing
> >>still,not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.